
EdFringe Flyerer 2010 By <p&p> Image Used Under a Creative Commons License
Since the Edinburgh Festival Fringe (or as some people insist on calling it, ‘Edinburgh’, like nothing else happens in the city for the rest of the year, like it’s a more modern version of Brigadoon, without Vincent Minnelli’s somewhat skewed vision of Scotland) has come around again, it’s time to analyse the best, the worst and the unforgettable in Edinburgh fringe PRs.
I would Like You to Interview My Penis
Hello [Hi!]
Talented character comedian my penis is available for interview if you are interested. [Chronically underpaid journalist is unsure if this is a character? Or…an actual, like, wang?]
After years on the sketch circuit my penis [ACTUAL WANG ALERT! ACTUAL WANG ALERT!] is hoping to finally get his big break in my Edinburgh show Wrong Way and is looking for press opportunities. [So, this IS a pitch for an interview with a real penis]
I am e-mailing you on behalf of my penis [Oh dear] as he is very shy [Oh Gawd], so if you would like to speak with my penis [Wang!] it would have to be via e-mail. [I will not be ordered around by a penis]
Me and my penis look forward to hearing from you. [Can penises hear? What’s the plural or penis? Penai? Peen?]
HD
I Can Haz Attachments?
Hi Amy, [‘Sup?]
I hope you are well. [You’ve caught me at that awkward moment between TV series. Game of Thrones is finished, but Breaking Bad hasn’t started yet. What’s a girl to do?]
I just wanted to ensure that you had our press releases for this year’s shows. [EdFringe shows? EIF shows?]
Please don’t hesitate to let me know if you need anything further at all. [That sounds fair enough, I’ll go read your sign off]
px [A kiss? On the first email?]
[Oh, there’s a couple of attachments.]
[That’s more than a couple of attachments.]
[There’s more than 10 attachments]
[There are 22 separate attachments.]
[Why would you do that? What have I done to deserve this?]
Short and Sweet
Hello, [Howdy]
I have attached a ‘media release’, I hope you find it interesting. [Um, thank you?]
Thank you [You’re welcome, but who are you?]
Geoff W [Ah, Geoff, that’s great. What can I help…is that it?]
I Know You, I Know I Know You
Dear Amy, [Hello there!]
Our paths have crossed at the Fringe before [Nope] (I think we may first have been introduced by REDACTED?) [We were not introduced by REDACTED because I have never actually met REDACTED, so definitely nope]. Are you covering the festival this year? [I live here, so yes.]
I am returning this year with three really strong shows [Super]– all from acclaimed companies (two of which are returning to Edinburgh following hugely well received recent shows) and with interesting concepts. I’d love to know if you would be interested in previewing these in some way. [Ok]
[This section redacted to protect the shows, which do sound really strong, I agree.]
Do let me know if there is something we can do together, if you’d like to book in to review, or if you need any more information. [I’ve got all I need, thanks.]
Best wishes,
PR Person[After I got this email, I found out that this PR person had sent the exact same email to an editor I know. However, this editor was not at the Fringe last year, and had also never met REDACTED. Sneaky.]
Perhaps the Politest PR Yet
Hi Amy, [Hi!]
Hope I’m not breaking protocol by sending this through [Protocol? What’s that?] but we would like to invite you to see and review my company’s show at this years Fringe. [That’s very polite, thank you]
Thank you in advance for your time: [Girly squeal!] please see below for our press release for our devised production [REDACTED] We are performing every day and we would be delighted if you could make it. [Since you have been so polite, I would be delighted if you would have me]
Please do get in touch with any info, image or interview requests. We love to chat, It would be great to hear from you. [Another girly squeal, you know why? Because it’s NICE TO BE NICE]
All the best,
Nice PR Person
Once, Twice, Three Times a PR
Dear Amy [Hello!]
It’s a pleasure [Give yourself over to absolute, pleasure] to send you the press release for my 2013 Edinburgh Fringe show, [REDACTED].
[Short and sweet, but that’s alright]
Best wishes
Person Doing Their Own PR
Dear Amy [Hello again]
I have pleasure [How much pleasure are you getting from this?] in sending you the press release for my Edinburgh Fringe 2013 solo show, [REDACTED].
[This was the same PR just with a different show name. I feel dirty.]
Best wishes
Person Doing Their Own PR
Dear Amy [Oh, it’s you]
I’m delighted [You’re delighted this time are you? Great!] to send you the press release about my new album launch and Edinburgh Fringe crowd funding project. [Well, at least it’s not about another show]
Best wishes
Person Doing Their Own PR
What They Did Right
- Most PRs began with my name
- One of the PRs was very, very polite
- The Penis PR is just unforgettable
What They Did Wrong
- Not giving me enough information in the email – this is the one chance you get to personalise your introduction and give the reviewer and idea of who you are, what you are offering, and why the journalist should care
- Sending the exact same PR twice, followed by another, very similar, PR. It’s pretty lazy, and not very pleasurable either.
- Why 22 attachments? WHY?
Post Mortem Recommendations
- Be nice
- Have an unusual/memorable angle to your pitch
- Don’t be shy
- Take the time to write a different email for each show or event
- DON’T ADD 22 SEPARATE ATTACHMENTS TO YOUR EMAIL
Love the post mortem but now have the lrics to Don’t Dream it – Be it running through my head!
Don’t dream it, Linsday. “Beeeeeee iiiiiitt”.
So jealous of you right now 🙂
Oh, thank you! It’s the penis interview, isn’t it? I think it’s a sign that finally, after all these years, I’m getting somewhere!
Haha it’s actually more about your geographical location right now. I so wanted to be there this year, in the thick of it. Enjoy!
There’s always next year! If you’re coming over in 2014, get in touch.
Also, I live in Edinburgh all year round, just to make you that little bit more jealous!
Yes, we will definitely be there next year, until then, keep the posts coming please 🙂
I will!