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1. Why did I decide to review six shows today?
2. Why did I book a show that starts before 10am?
3. Let’s meet for coffee.
4. (During a press night) I will try to see your show.
5. Where is the press office?
6. Have my tickets been confirmed yet?
7. I have a show in five minutes.
8. I’ve not had any coffee today.
9. Hello, my name is [name] and I’ve got some tickets to collect for [show name].
10. (To a flyerer) No, thank you.
11. (To a really good flyerer) I will do my best to see your show.
12. (To another critic) Seen anything good?
13. Are you on Twitter?
14. Can I have a large latte, please?
15. I’m starving, I didn’t eat breakfast/lunch/dinner. (Sometimes all three)
16. Hello, can you tell me where [venue name] is, please?
17. What day is it?
18. I’m so tired.
19. I have no money.
20. Let’s go to the bar.
21. MORE COFFEE, PLEASE.
The Taylor Trash 
This really is spookily accurate. Have you been following me?
You caught me! I’ve been following you for weeks.
This is also my fifth year reviewing at the Fringe, so that have something to do with it too…