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1. Why did I decide to review six shows today?
2. Why did I book a show that starts before 10am?
3. Let’s meet for coffee.
4. (During a press night) I will try to see your show.
5. Where is the press office?
6. Have my tickets been confirmed yet?
7. I have a show in five minutes.
8. I’ve not had any coffee today.
9. Hello, my name is [name] and I’ve got some tickets to collect for [show name].
10. (To a flyerer) No, thank you.
11. (To a really good flyerer) I will do my best to see your show.
12. (To another critic) Seen anything good?
13. Are you on Twitter?
14. Can I have a large latte, please?
15. I’m starving, I didn’t eat breakfast/lunch/dinner. (Sometimes all three)
16. Hello, can you tell me where [venue name] is, please?
17. What day is it?
18. I’m so tired.
19. I have no money.
20. Let’s go to the bar.
21. MORE COFFEE, PLEASE.
The Taylor Trash 