1. That company sent me 5 different versions of the same PR! How helpful.
2. I will absolutely be at your show.
3. I just love the sound of the phone ringing. Constantly ringing.
4. Look at all the lie-ins I get to have this week!
5. Deadlines don’t matter at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
6. Excuse me, please, I’m in a rush to get to my venue and you are in the way. Thank you so much!
7. I’ve had enough coffee for today.
8. Oh, I had such a good night’s sleep last night. I feel so well-rested.
9. Of course you can have my number.
10. I have so much free time on my hands!
11. No coffee for me, thanks.
12. Nothing cheers me up more than an email with 22 attachments.
13. I don’t mind you playing with your phone during the performance at all.
14. Are you on Google+?
15. You can never have too many flyers.
16. I’m not hungry.
17. Everything is going to plan.
18. Someone’s written a comment below my review. I love my fans!
19. I’m glad that person keeps calling me asking for a review, it really keep me on my toes.
20. I haven’t been rushing around this year at all.
21. Look at all this money I’m getting paid!